Ian-The-Archer's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ostrich Jump 3: On Crack]

Awesome

I got 3rd highscore. It had a very very good learning curve. I'd play more, but I know there's no way to get first place in the scoring system with the "THIS GAME SUCKS" as first place.

As an action scripter it seems like (I'd hope) that this is a very easy game to make.

You can just keep holding down though while you run and there's no penalty as aposed to just not pressing anything. Might need to fix that, because as with jumping it stops after a bit of time.

I loved the Chuck Norris kicking. The graphics were great. Course they didn't adhere to natural physics.

The music is funny as shit. It's like humor metal (though I've always thought about that about that band.)

Overall a great game.

The-Mercenary responds:

Well, yea the game isnt that hard to make, I mean, there's more to it than you might think, but at the end of the day its still one of the easier games to make. It just takes a long time to draw everything, and in some cases animate it, those animated objects were the most challenging to put it.

[Scissorhands: Animal Save]

Hmm

That sucked. Although it had good graphics, and it was fun to snipe that bird in the air, haha. Too repetitive, and it should be something else like trying to kill ronald and not the animals.

Wadezilla responds:

At least you weren't as enraged as some of the other reviewers. Why haven't you been on AIM much anymore?

[bug-thruster demo]

Wow

I'm a year younger then you and I don't suck that much, you even lie and say your a staff and you say you made this and submitted it to flashkit.com. Seriously dude, that's not a good reputation to have on Newgrounds. Plus, all you did was modify it by adding uncompressed music and a bug. You didn't even make the jetpack. Sad.

newgroundsonline responds:

fuck you, it says yo 13 too, im not, im 17, just put that age to make fun, dumbass, and i did submit it to flashkit, go look

[Megaman Next - The Game]

I like it!

Wow, A LOT of coding went into this, I can tell. Very good, the animation is exactly the same of the nes Megaman games. The music was a low in quality (sounded panned), but still very good. I didn't like that you couldn't duck to dodge some ariel attacks, though. Overall, the game was very hard but very fun; just like the nes Megaman games!

maelstormm responds:

Thanks

[Saddam Interrogation Demo]

Yay!

In the time Saddam got his ass whipped, he suffered:
999 Slaps to the face
999 Slashes with a knife
999 Beatings with a lead pip
999 Darts in the head
^^ Ownage, dude. You make War a game~! ^^
I vote 5 for dah ownageness.

BurstStudio responds:

Wow, you have no life... just kidding. I am really surprised that this game entertained you that much. Ownage... Ownageness...

[African Detroit Cop]

XD

That owned and also:

FUCKING COCKSUCKING HORSE RAPIST January 16, 2003
Reviewed by: Phayz Overall rating: 0
WHAT THE FUCK1?@#!(@)# YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED ASS FUCKING MULES. I HOPE YOU ALL DIE AND CONTINUE ROTTING AWAY INSIDE YOUR MOTHERS ASSHOLE..23r%)q owejtga#($ gjrb
Graphics: 0 Sound: 0 Interactivity: 0 Style: 0 Violence: 0 Humor: 0

This guy is a complete dumbass. Good work, even though your not going to read this review like every author whos popular. o.o

fabulous999 responds:

I read all my reviews :) , and I appreciate them.

[Custom Cars]

Agh,,, low resources...

Ag, low on resources, cant review too goo... Uh ya, I like it but it froze, i am voting fifen anyway, Cant see text...fading...away...

cow1787 responds:

um...i don't know what to say but uh, thank you for voting for it to stay.

[Stick windows(DEMO)]

XD

XD! Another windows parody, ownage.
Lmao, I got the password right.
Ill just say the first three initals of it so I don't spoil it:
J I G

cheaterx51 responds:

Jup :D

Thanks you dindt say the whole password dude god bless you :D

cheaterx51

[Windows turkey]

Hehe

Good for a windows parody, anyone who says something about windows being good, or how "we idiots use it wrong(yeah right...)" is possible a jerk.
Ahhh, I love windows spoofs, it's just so true.

cheaterx51 responds:

Well thnx for the ten mate glad you enjoyd it :D