Ian-The-Archer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Glory Of Flame]

Wow! That was so

stupid...
Okay, why did you submit this?
Its not like you thought it was going to raise your rank of batting average or somthing

[The Ultimate MK Parody]

Wowzors!

It looks exactly like the game, it was a great movie too.

[Zelda: "Every RPG Ever."]

Hehehe

For a guy with the same name as me you did a good job on it, funny as hell.

[>>> Kung Fu 3 <<<]

Lovely

That was one of the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[>>> Kung Fu 2 <<<]

Ahh!

Hehe, that was funny after he walked up the stairs and came to a castlevania scene.
After Simon's whip broke, it actually made me scared.
Poor Simon.

[PONG Gets Personal]

Another one for the w00tness

Hehehe, that was comedy gold after the little guys got out of the "pong-mobile" and started funny shit.

[>>> Kung Fu <<<]

Hoho!

This was the really funny, and it had the funniest ending!

[Miracle on 34th Street]

Ya!

Rage against the stupid Strawberry clock!
It makes it look like all the other *once* good clocks are doing all the work and saying "No really, he is teh king of teh portal!!!1111oneoneone1111"
Y a right "This movie saved someone's life!" More like it killed someone after they viewed it...

[Seinfeld: Jerry's Dilemma]

...STRAWBERRY CLOCK SUCKS

Sorry, I hate strawberry clock alot, and this movie just sucked either way.

[Seinfeld: The Catsuit]

...STRAWBERRY CLOCK SUCKS

Okay, first of all, all you damn clocks out there worshipping your crappy flash "Master" should actually try viewing his movies he puts in. He doesn't submit them because they are "That was so stupid, it was funny" he puts them in just to say "I AM KING OF TEH PORTAL, HAIL MEH! OR I'LL FLOOD THIS WHOLE SITE WITH DONALD DUCK PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111111111111111oneoneoneone11 11111111"
Well othewr then that I just have to say any movie with Strawberry Clock as king, gets 0.

ZombieLennon responds:

OFGM!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111