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I have to agree with the reviewer before me

Although, the movie had a great start, the movie stopped off in a weird place. It could have been funnier, also as the other reviewer noted the characters weren't really walking through (you should give more time between walking from left end and to the right end of the machine). Funny movie, although you probably could have done better.

Gahh

Anyway, I thought I would review episode 1.
I love how you just make the main character be so bold, he's like "Please stop this senseless bloodshed" after killing a guy for one of his horses. The plot you have is so entirely blurry that you fail to bring up any background. What year is this? Where is this taking place? Details, thanks.

Nicely done

Your effort of making this has paid off greatly. The graphics run smooth, the combat is realistic. However, I still think you should be using real people, as it's kind of a short cut you take in your movie when you use the graphics you do. Humor was great, I liked the use of "OMFGNESS: 100%" and the way all the people were ressurected. Of course, the main hero should have probably won the fight against Jesus, just to make it interesting. Great work!

Best ever

Wow, that ad was the best. So informative and at the same time people giving their honest opinion! I want a Super Utensil 300!

Eh.

Wasn't too good at all. Actually, I hated it. You killed off like 2 cool heros. And whats worse you just dragged their dying scene on and on. Ugh, the worst part is that it was like a zombie fetish site where they all gang bang humans. Sound was also bad, seriously, no one likes to hear 2 loop of zombies just going "wuahhhh" and "mawuhhhh" as they eat humans, which was probably a slowed down 12 year old girl's voice. On the topic of voices, there was none. No voices? Bleh. Throw in a bunch of grammar errors which makes the dialog so much easier to handle. Okay, so the frame-by-frame was almost good, it was too choppy. Do the roboto mr. domarigato. I barely got the plot also, in seeing episode 1 and 2. They went to shoot zombies in a huge apartment where Dead Rain, this virus, probably rented a car and drove around in the building running people over and they all turned into zombies. These zombies also live in closets and pop out to gang bang heros. Thanks, but I can hold off on seeing a DBZ Resident Evil mix. Don't get me wrong though, wrong idea, right way to do it.

Coo'

Nice frame by frame animation. Pretty good fight overall. But it could have been longer, other then just run, slash, die. Of course, your probably not going to read any of your reviews as you have a none in your author's comments.

Yay!

Very nice frame by frame work. Like your sound, get it from little fighters 2? Oh and one might ask what makes this Noir? :o

Overall great fight.

Azuris responds:

noir I just put in cuz it means black...

y helo thar buttsecks? I was 12 when I submitted NG Guardian, Fei Long VS. Strawberry(?), Ultimate Cheeseburger, and Addicted. Best pop rank on 6/28: #76 I feel it is my duty to state that even though there is no popular rank anymore.

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